In anticipation of the "artic blast" we're supposed to get this weekend...here is a little Michigander humor:
MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
70 and above: Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.
60 above: North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens.
50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe.
40 above: Italian and English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
32 above: Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wooly hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above: Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0: People in Miami all die. People in Michigan lick the flagpole.
20 below: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
40 below: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door-to-door.
60 below: Polar bears evacuate the Artic. Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below: Mt. St. Helen freezes. People in Michigan rent videos.
100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below: Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below: All atomic motion stops (absolute 0 in the Kelvin scale). People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below: Hell freezes over. The Lions with the Super Bowl.